Monday 10 February 2014

An Ode to Big G

An Ode to Big G

Come cuddle me you snuggle bunny!

Let us reminisce about our crazy posts on Lindsay's blog. Tears....Laughter...hand lotion...so many emotions.

Who knew that two porn addicts such as ourselves, with identical hygiene routines (or lack there of), would meet in such an unlikely fashion. Like two ships passing in the night, we came so close to never being. 

Enter the douche bag...his truthful remarks sting, but your tears on my chest heal the rip. Thank you Big G. 

Scott Johnson, the dick, the douche...the unlikely hero.  Big G has filled a void and for that I thank you.

Even though you own a MAC.

An Ode to Big G

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