Monday 10 February 2014

Why We Hate Scott Johnson

As written by Big G

Wes hat dat peeple cuz he stupid. I is in Mensa and they wood not even call out to him. Scott your bean stupid all the time. Your not smart enuf to no that spelling does'nt meen your smart your not your stupid. I never get emails with viruses and I send myself emails all the time i only get viruses from looking at porn on the interweb. You wish you coud do my work becus i can do your work even tho you cant do my work becas i am so smart and your so stupid.

So there! Am I right Inbred Observer?

An Ode to Big G

An Ode to Big G

Come cuddle me you snuggle bunny!

Let us reminisce about our crazy posts on Lindsay's blog. Tears....Laughter...hand lotion...so many emotions.

Who knew that two porn addicts such as ourselves, with identical hygiene routines (or lack there of), would meet in such an unlikely fashion. Like two ships passing in the night, we came so close to never being. 

Enter the douche bag...his truthful remarks sting, but your tears on my chest heal the rip. Thank you Big G. 

Scott Johnson, the dick, the douche...the unlikely hero.  Big G has filled a void and for that I thank you.

Even though you own a MAC.

An Ode to Big G

How to get a virus on your computer

Porn...that's it. Now move along.